So... I have been holding off on posting for a while because this is my 200th post!!!! I wanted it to be good. Profound, even. I wanted it to be so fucking fantastic that it would be remembered.
I just have nothing. I am living in Twilight void. I started to watch the movie, but was interrupted by 3 crazy hyenas who wanted to go outside and play in the 24 inches of snow we got dumped on us. The books have been retired until at least after New Year's, but I am actually aiming for longer. I want to pick them up read them and get butterflies again. I could go see New Moon again, but RZ gives me so much hell that I need to wait a week or so. I was aiming for 10 times so I have 5 more to go.
I did come across an interesting article about Rob. You know, I can spot his name in the most obscure places. I had to laugh because who told the author about this. The girl- who should be ashamed of herself, the mom- who should slap the crap out of her daughter, The bodyguards- who really should keep their mouths shut, or Rob, himself- who should get a flu shot immediately and the go buy a taser.
I just have nothing. I am living in Twilight void. I started to watch the movie, but was interrupted by 3 crazy hyenas who wanted to go outside and play in the 24 inches of snow we got dumped on us. The books have been retired until at least after New Year's, but I am actually aiming for longer. I want to pick them up read them and get butterflies again. I could go see New Moon again, but RZ gives me so much hell that I need to wait a week or so. I was aiming for 10 times so I have 5 more to go.
I did come across an interesting article about Rob. You know, I can spot his name in the most obscure places. I had to laugh because who told the author about this. The girl- who should be ashamed of herself, the mom- who should slap the crap out of her daughter, The bodyguards- who really should keep their mouths shut, or Rob, himself- who should get a flu shot immediately and the go buy a taser.
A teenage Twi-hard kissed Robert Pattinson full on the lips before letting him know she had been getting over swine flu, and the actor was sure to know he was none-to-pleased about it. She apparently just happened to spot him standing on the side of the road when she jumped out of the car and threw herself at him. Pattinson might have been a little more acceptable of the kiss if the fan hadn’t said to him that her mother didn’t want her to get out and meet her idol because she was just getting over the swine flu! The revelation sent Pattinson into a bit of a tizzy! He then shoved the girl away and ran off, while yelling over his shoulder at her.
Per News.com.au:
“You have the Swine Flu?… What the hell are you doing kissing anyone?” Rob then told his bodyguards, “You guys have got to keep these crazies away from me!”
“You have the Swine Flu?… What the hell are you doing kissing anyone?” Rob then told his bodyguards, “You guys have got to keep these crazies away from me!”
Pattinson next went to a drugstore and bought a bottle of Listerine, according to various reports. Surely the excitement of spotting Pattinson randomly on the street over whelmed her good judgment but you can’t blame him for being peeved! You have to give him credit for not smacking the girl all the way back to her mothers car!
Find this article at Hollywood Dame
Find this article at Hollywood Dame
I wish I could make one of those funny pictures, but I have zero graphic talent and to tell you the truth, I am lazy!!
Instead I will give you this:
Back off crazy fan bitches!! Keep your germs to yourself!!
Rob-If I ever see you walking on the side of the road I promise I will not kiss you. I can't guarantee that I won't molest you, but I will keep my germs to myself. Unless you beg me for them. :)
2 comments:
Thank God this one has proven to be a rumor! You have to wonder why someone would start a rumor like this! Did I tell you before I love your page colors? It looks great!
Thanks a bunch!! I love purple and the colors reminded me of twilight. Not the book, but the time before dark. :)
I assume most everything like this written about Rob is crap, but couldn't resist the urge to comment on it. Plus the picture was too great to pass up the opportunity to use.
Post a Comment