Which Hottie does it for you??

6 days 'til New Moon and I have a new poll!!

Which New Moon hottie has the better abs??

How freakin' hard is this???

(I so stole this from People.com, but I couldn't resist)

Burning is no fun

Ahhhh!! The burning!!! Writhing in pain!! Begging for the pain to stop!!!

No- I have not been bit by my favorite vampire. I cut a jalapeno pepper with no gloves. My hands are on fire.

Why do I wish it was a vampire bite? I need help people. Seriously!!!

My life is being ruled by three things right now- Real Life: 3 kids, 1 sexy as hell husband, 1 dog, 2 cats, a hermit crab and laundry. Writing: I try to write each day, if only one sentence. and Fan Fiction: Good Lord!! I am dying! So many talented people out there who love to manipulate Edward and Bella.

I have placed a new section in my side bar recommending some of my favorite fan fiction stories. I have read all of them. Enjoyed all of them!! And let me tell you some of them are so risque I blush just thinking about them.

If you have read something you want to share, pass it on! If you have written something you want me to read and recommend, let me know!!

Start with The Office. It is unbelieveable!!!

Taylor Swift Twilight parody

I stayed up to watch Saturday Night Live last night because of Taylor Swift. I adore her music and thought she did a great job. I had to post this. It is a Twilight Parody. I almost wet my pants! Taylor Swift stars a Stella a girl who falls for a monster.

Ok- It won't let me post it, but here's the link. Check it out!! So hilarious!!

http://www.hulu.com/collections/323/107501

p.s. If you watch her monologue she mentions Taylor Lautner!!

Countdown clock died of boredom

I am forever forgetting what day it is. It is really terrible. I am that mom who could very well take her kids to the bus stop on Saturday. I had quite a moment of confusion when I looked over to my side bar and saw my New Moon Countdown calendar said zeros across the board!! My first thought panicky was "had I missed the movie?" I know silly, but I kinda flipped for the minute.

Then I realized the problem... The damn countdown clock is a sick of waiting as I am!!!!!