Saturday, June 26, 2010
Twilight contributes to my fluffiness
As if my ass isn't big enough because of The Whopper, now Burger King has Eclipse stuff! Thank you Burger King. Do you think I have grounds for suing them for money to buy a treadmill?
They have these little game pieces where you choose a team and scratch off that team only to win a prize. As you know, I am Team Edward. I have had 6 game pieces and have scratched off Team Edward all 6 times and have won nothing. WTF?? I know their game now, but I refuse to scratch off the Team Jacob side. That is just bullshit!! They also have little cards with the characters on them. You have to collect 3 similar game pieces to win things like a stupid, shiny, Volvo and a Vespa scooter. I have 2 Leahs, a Bree, a Rosalie, an Alec, and some other one that is completely useless.
I do have a transgression to admit (smiling sheepishly). When my kids opened their kid's meals there was no Eclipse toys. "How could they forget your toys?" I exclaimed. "Here have a piece of candy instead."
I am evil, I know. I am, though, the proud owner of a Cullen crest wristband and a poor replica of Bella's bracelet with a 2 inch heart and wolf charm.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
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