Can anyone recommend a doctor?

**Groans of pain** followed by moans of self pity**

I have the flu. Could be swine flu. Doctor says most likely swine flu, but they aren't testing for Swine Flu. WTF?????

As I was laying in bed, freezing and suffering from extreme body aches, All I could think of was one thing:

I obviously was suffering from OCD- Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

Help me Dr. Cullen!!