I am all about respect!! Sometimes I wish my doormat of an ass could stand up and slap the shit out of people who piss me off!! But believe me I am a puss.

I have been worried about some little shit ruining my New Moon experience. I am going with a group of people I adore, some friends, some family, I think there are 15 of us. I am planning on going and standing in line very early to get good seats. I am not even taking the offering of seeing Twilight on the big screen before New Moon. I want good seats! If I wasn't a mom with responsibilities I might even camp out. I am even thinking about calling the manager of my theatre and asking for an over 21 theatre. Let the teenyboppers go squeal in a different theatre.

I am so excited and I am afraid I will be disappointed because of my level of anticipation. IT IS A 10 in case you wondered. (like you didn't know)

I read some super blogs and Cutie from Super Secret Twilight Blog posted a great article all about respecting your fellow Twilighters experience. Please check it out!!!

Here is an example of the rules:

Show some grace. For all you youngin' please realize that there are those of us who aren't a spry as we use to be. So pleasey cheesey, show some grace and keep the screaming, screeching and other nonsense down. HOWEVER, for all you older Twilighters (like myself *winks*) show some grace! Don't fool yourself, if you had the energy you'd be going atomic fan girl yourself. Take a flask with you, easy back and relax.

I am bringing my secret weapon to the movie. My sister in law MrsMe. She is bad ass and very protective of me. She will mess up anyone who f**ks with our experience!

Sexiest Man Alive!! Check out the poll!!------>

I want to make a little prediction... Robert Pattinson will be People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.

It has to be him. Hugh Jackman was last year's Sexy Man, but what other choice could there be but Rob. Have you seen this picture?

Ok- So let's be objective here. What other choices are there?

Taylor Lautner- Sexy? Yes, but he is still a little boy. Wait until March when he is legal.

Kellen Lutz- HOT!! But not quite the star power yet to sell magazines

Bradley Cooper- I loved The Hangover! When he walks out in his black suit with black shirt my mouth watered.

Daniel Craig- Isn't James Bond always sexy.

Matthew McConaughey- He just celebrated his 40th birthday and he is pretty hot, but I wasted 2 hours of my life and $15 dollars on seeing The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Shitty movie. His sexiness couldn't even help that shitfest.

Hugh Jackman- Again? He is a sexy guy.

I suppose I could give you a ton more options, but

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PICTURE???!!!

Participate in my little poll on the sidebar or leave me a comment!! I need some love! The silence is killing me!! Follow me too while you are at it!!

Look what I got!!!

When I was 11 years old I went snooping in my parents bedroom closet and found, covered up by a blanket, a Barbie Dream House. I was so excited. It was my dream present and I couldn't wait for Christmas morning when "Santa" would bring me my house. Christmas morning came and under our beautiful tree was a Barbie Ferrari. I am still scarred by this. I think I actually cried. My parents told me I shouldn't have snooped. 20 years later I am still bitching about this. Mom and Dad- maybe this is why I was such a rotten teenager?

Today I made some excuse to go into Toys-R-Us. New Moon Store? Let's just say the one rack of New Moon merchandise does not a "store" make. Anyways- I happen to look and what do I see????

EDWARD AND BELLA BARBIES!!!!!!!!




When I saw them I was actually on the phone with my dad. I was so excited I almost wet my pants. Then my dad says " Do you want them for Christmas?"

"Yes, Daddy. Please Please Please Will you buy them? I want them!!! Will you buy them for me?? Please Please Please!!!!!"

Let me tell you, a 32 year old jumping up and down and begging their Dad for a toy in the middle of Toys-R-Us is not pretty.

But guess what-- I walked out of that store the proud owner of Edward and Bella Barbies.

When I thanked him he mentioned that I better be good or he would take them back! I am
totally going to have to do dirty things with them so they can't be returned!!! Muah Ha Ha!!!
Now I just need to find my Ferrari.

By the way- Edward is covered in glitter. I am not kidding. His ass sparkles!!!!!!!!

I love Edward... and my Daddy!

Youtube implication

I caught my husband searching Youtube for- " Naked Robert Pattinson". WTF? The initials do not adequately express my disbelief. What The Fuck!!!!????

Does he have a secret I do not know about? Do we have more in common than I realized? Was he intrigued by this picture:


I was laying next to him totally dumbstruck. I kept peeking at the screen trying to catch a glimpse of naked Rob, but trying to be discreet. My hubby clicked on this:



I leaned over and embarrassed myself by saying-"Oh, I have seen that. It doesn't show anything good."

He gave me a look of surprise and called me a pervert. "I knew you searched for naked pictures of Edward!"

I was caught and had no defense. I sheepishly scooted away not sure what to say. What could I say? I am guilty.

Next Youtube video he watched was this:(my recommendation)




Way to change the subject don't ya think!!!

Not about Twilight

This post is not about Twilight. I know I am wasting your time here, but I had to write a liitle post about me. I had such a feeling of pride today. I am usually proud of myself. I am proud when I look at my kids. I am proud of my hard working husband. I am proud of myself when I clean the toilet. But today I walked out of the elementary school feeling lighthearted, my face turned toward the sun and I had this flush of pride because I had voted. Sure it was not a presidential election, it was, maybe more importantly, a govenor's race. And I took time out of my date to make my voice heard in that small press of a button.





Today is an important day. Go make yourself be heard in a quiet powerful way. Never take for granted the choices you have by being an American citizen.








I bet Edward votes!!!!

Cast TV appearances

Even though I don't have a DVR I thought I would repost this list for those that do. I for one will be forever grateful for Youtube.

I am so excited to see Rob on "Ellen". First of all, she is hilarious, but second has anybody been following Twitarded and their "pantygate" scandal. I have!! Will the crazy panties be shown to Rob? Poor guy, He will be mortified!!!!

November 16:

Kristen Stewart – “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien”

Taylor Lautner – “The Jay Leno Show”

November 18:

Robert Pattinson – “The Late Show with David Letterman”

Kristen Stewart – “The Today Show” and “Live with Regis and Kelly” and “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”

November 19:

Robert Pattinson – “The Today Show” and “Live with Regis and Kelly”

Taylor Lautner – “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”

November 20:

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner – “Jimmy Kimmel Live” (pre-taped)

Robert Pattinson – “Ellen” (pre-taped)

Taylor Lautner – “The Today Show” and “Live with Regis and Kelly”

November 23:

Ashley Greene – “The Late Show with David Letterman”

Michael Sheen – “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”

November 24:

Ashley Greene – “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon”

November 25:

Peter Facinelli – “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

December 2:

Nikki Reed – “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

December 3:

Ashley Greene – “Jimmy Kimmel Live”

December 2009: Bruce Weber on Robert Pattinson: Part One Hollywood: vanityfair.com

December 2009: Bruce Weber on Robert Pattinson: Part One Hollywood: vanityfair.com

Vanity Fair Photo Shoot

And I give you these pictures--

1- because the cold medicine has clouded my head and there is no creativity to speak of.

2- because gorgeous pictures of Rob make me feel better

and

3- because I love you all!!!!!

check out Robsessedpattinson.com for more and look for Vanity Fair to hit the newsstands soon!!

Can anyone recommend a doctor?

**Groans of pain** followed by moans of self pity**

I have the flu. Could be swine flu. Doctor says most likely swine flu, but they aren't testing for Swine Flu. WTF?????

As I was laying in bed, freezing and suffering from extreme body aches, All I could think of was one thing:

I obviously was suffering from OCD- Obsessive Cullen Disorder.

Help me Dr. Cullen!!

The KISS!!! It's a spoiler damnit!!!

Ahhhhh! I am a junkie!!! I am slapping myself as I type!! OW OW OW OW OW!!! I couldn't help but watch this. Oh how I love tortured Edward!!





I am done. I am really going to stop watching these beautiful clips!! Thank you Robsessedpattinson.com for this video!!!!!